Son, the free hat/credit card scam IS NOT worth the bakruptcy you'll be going through in 2007. Stay away from the pills and powders, stick to the...
No, not just because there are three pretty young ladies in swimwear playing in a jacuzzi. That is one of the...
Yeah, let her get her kicks. Good luck to her. Maybe she'll be armpit deep in money one day while the rest of us are still busting our humps.
Hubba Hubba
Sounds wonderful. Can I come over for Easter?
You can't play guitar and wave the flag at the same time. Or dive your truck, or smack your old lady, or hang on to your warm...
What you have there darlin' is what Americans call a freeloader. Time to cut that one loose. Root hog, or die.
Fuck yeah, round them up...sterilize them and put them on a work gang. Seriously though. Just say no to them. It's free...
Six. I'm not real popular with the opposite sex.
You sound like someone's dad.
Gwar is still around?????
Jesus. Would you like to dance?
You just said everything I was thinkin'.
That image made me want to poop in my chair. Or something.
Libertine hits the nail yet again. I bought into the "soul mate" bullshit for a long time...even thought I'd found that person. We were always...
Why do I think I know you indycolts? Eh, I'm probably thinking of someone else. I usually am.
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