Just had another hunt around the WWW and found this......
tony sometimes bumps into pixies hunting for mutant ninjas swimming in rivers of tears
He said "I'd tell you what he did, but I'd have to kill you" to JFK, and look how that turn out. RUN EVERYBODY, RUN...
Drinks a pint of Guinness every day...
Took the Blue pill, instead of the Red one...
:( Yep, just the one left... Betty White (1922) Rose Nylund The rest we lost only in the last few years... Bea Arthur (1922–2009) Dorothy...
Just read this, what a sad loss, RIP Jimmy...
Milk
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Videos 'little old ladies' falling over in the street, and then sells the footage to 'home video' tv programs as a nice little earner, and a lot...
Thank goodness, there was a rumour that Laika was last seen in the back of the Moscow branch of McDonalds. I hope she's not pissing on the...
Empty the jar, clean the jar, then use it to drink 'Moonshine' from. Cheers all...
Had a wonderful, secret collection of feelthy peectures,of the little girl next door [and it's NOT what you're thinking-here comes the...
Likes to spread marmalade onto teddy-bears before eating them...
Tony always bumps into pixies hooking for mutant ninjas swimming in rivers of tears
2 Ham and Salad Cobs/Rolls. A Banana A Mars bar
Has just downloaded 'The Great Bagpipes of Scotland - 3CD Box Set' from a Warez site... Strangely enough, I don't in fact have a middle name :rofl:
Hide it away for a rainy day...
Wife comes home early and catches her husband having a wank in the kitchen. She rushes over and gives him the blow-job of his life. After it he...
Has a comprehensive collection of Fossilised Dinosaur Poo...
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