Lord of the Rings
weird
Lol the kid in the second one is awesome!
Bad Idea: Giving flowers to the one you love addressed to the one you have on the side. Good Idea: Having wild sex with the ove of your life.
23. "Stupid is as stupid does, sir." Forrest Gump~Tom Hanks 27. "You talkin' to me?" Taxi Driver~Robert DeNiro 30. "Technically speaking, the...
psychology
anal
kinky
Get a job you fuckin hobo.
mosquito
Why are you being so defensive? Your uncle molest you when you were 4 or some shit like that? Remember kiddos POT WILL DESTROY YOUR LIFE!!!!...
Wait, why the fuck does it matter?
*huddles under bed and cries* MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP!!!
lice
The best way to resolve conflict is to shout so loud that they cant get a word in.
Burn out....
hair
My manly chest.
before
Bush as president. I live in Australia. When would you most like to die?
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