Alec Baldwin's hilariously arrogant speech in Malice: "Let me ask you, when you go into that chapel and get on your knees and pray to God that...
Janis Joplin was one-of-a-kind. I've never seen a woman put so much raging, almost convulsive power into her vocals. I get that "Piece of My...
Didn't the Cooks used to be a New Zealand province?
Anyone here been to the Cook Islands? Rarotonga, the best kept secret in the South Pacific, is the ultimate tropical vacation spot. It makes...
Star Wars: Attack of the Clones - makes Phantom Menace look like a masterpiece, which I used to think was impossible. Hayden Christensen and...
Star Trek: The Motion Picture, by Jerry Goldsmith Dinosaur, by James Newton Howard ROTK, by Howard Shore Dances w/Wolves, by John Barry...
Either Operator or Casey Jones. Who do you think you are? What do you mean when you put us all down? Walking 'round in circles, Your nose to the...
Note: these refer to live cuts, not the studio junk (which doesn't remotely sound like the same band). Deal Estimated Prophet Help on the...
We've got saxophones, 'cause we got a band, we got saxophones in the band.
The single funniest moment was in the 1895 house ep., where they said, "Fixing this show is going to require original thinking. Everybody, take...
#1 all time-favorite: Simple Bathtub Gin Sample in a Jar Character Zero Fluffhead You Enjoy Myself Lovin' Cup
I don't like babies (to me, they're ugly, generic humanoid larva) but the parents of babies sicken me worse. They think the whole universe...
I like to masturbate because I can go at my own pace, not worry about pleasing someone else - and I suffer from premature ejaculation, so at least...
No, I'm the real Jesus. I just used my god-like powers to make you think you're Jesus. Sorry to disappoint, but I'm the Christ.
Normally, I'm incapable of killing, with one exception . . . . speed freaks. You will never find a creature more treacherous, more backstabbing,...
Mine would be "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones." I never dreamed I could have so much murderous hatred for a movie. I have never, never seen...
Futurama is my favorite cartoon of all time! I love Dr. Zoidberg, he's so cute the way he's so well-meaning and yet ignorant of humanity, I wish...
Umkazar is a troll if I've ever seen one. You're all giving these religious zealot miscreants more attention than they deserve. It's building up...
I like the characters that are demented and/or have some incredibly nasty quality, like Mr. Burns, Groundskeeper Willie, Patti&Selma, Comic Book...
Come on, guys, let's just be honest and admit it: Florence Hendersen is the most fuckable 70-year-old woman that ever existed in the history of...
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