(its finally come to this) cunnilingus
Yes, but you may want to avoid the wet spot.
hands
A tad excessive, don't you think?
cacophony
laughter
Enough to maintain a 1:1 ratio with the liquid helium.
liquid
Tylenol
Nah, you won't need footwear in the swamp.
I heard your honeymoon at the Tate House was killer.
ginsu
tractor
My gf in high school had big nipples. When erect, they poked out about an inch. She couldn't hide them under wool sweaters. Biggest areola I've...
After 2 hours of naked hiking with a gf, going at it with her in the open air on the hood of my car.
No thanks. I gave it up for Lent.
clouds
You don't know that her parents weren't married, now do you?
tears
Some girls know what they want.
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