'Borrow' or buy a beaded necklace...like small pearls or something. They're only tiny, pop a few inside your ass with some lube and gently tug on...
Sorry, I haven't, but I'd pretty much pay them to be one of the girls on the floor!
I'm all about being dignified!
On my tummy with my ass stuck up in the air.
It's rarely that nice! I'm a scrumpy girl trapped oop North!
Lancashire.
When you're getting off? And I mean more personal friends, or work colleagues who you can't tell...forbidden fruit. Do you blush when you next...
Good lad! I'll be careful! X
I love those! Any quirky lighting is a win with me!
How feminine!?! Haha that was at a cider festival in Herefordshire! You'd have loved it there MrChuffy, proper scrumpy x
Me, by the way. Hi! X
Aww Hey MrChuffy! I love it that there's such a diverse range of topics and people on this forum! Glad to hear from a fellow UK dweller too,...
Thank you Sunlover! X
Yes! Honest to god I can't think of a male friend, customer or work colleague I wouldn't love to see jerk off. SO sexy!
No but I'd love it. Girl or guy, especially just a platonic friend, maybe one of my biker guy friends!
And like rollingalong said, girls are a massive pain in the ass anyway.....but so are guys...
Maybe that's it then, if girls sense 'desperation' (no offence), they are less likely to succumb. Perhaps be a little more nonchalant, aloof....
Thanks Wizard, I'll get on it x
Paul. I started life as an apprentice mechanic (weird for a girl) anyway i worked with this guy called Paul who was an arrogant dick and would...
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