fantuzzy iz very fuzzy an peachy, now get real an groove those illegal hairchorz on up an out into your teacherz earballz.
yeh, alwayz just that little smarter uh wannah be that you kan see that showz yooh got potential.
hippy on duh brain sayz grow that hair shorthaird creepyz. revolt now.
meh karmah rulez duh Moderathorez.
now meat not eat.
an on infinatumn um, goooooooooooovin every oonn an out there.
not in teh food buisness, itz all got frum meat squeezed pressed and suckeed meat gut.
sell carz.
so now wut, get ah job yoh already got duh haircut kid, groov up or else give up.
duh ever over whelmin truth, LONg HAIyeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Suck suck whut yoh subliminally in furry furry furrin? nuttin or sumtin deeply desperat desperatly houewifish??
happy or hipp or both or sumthin else, or just groove yoh hairyhairz, all uv them.
like teh furr brohz best, best stories an way beter than crummy fat azz crumn shit.
take thiz pole an shove it in their azz.
gettin meh masterz uv science at NYU.
school uv foolz when is only 4 when nothin else iz happenin, so now iH giVe U the knowledge uv true reason 4 living, like growin yoh Hair long...
go die with that shorthair.
yoh luuk like that wut yoh got already.
Hay, yoh kan go buy yoh deadlockz at the mall lockshop, try em on 4 ah day an see how they fit.
oh, hi meh nemesis, ever learn my teaching yet? an grow that pigfuzz into ah individual statement uv your higher identity?
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