My dear, I can't tell if you were making a horrible yet hilarious pun :rolleyes:
Going skeet shooting, then having dinner that he prepared, then we watched the first three "Resident Evil" and then.... well you can guess :p...
It is nice to be back after so long, even though I'm procrastinating two essays I have due in the next two days.
Well, not necessarily from Hip Forums, but why not? I have fallen in love with people I met on other forums. "Dated" (as well as one can over the...
Several eggs over medium, side of crunchy-on-the-outside hash browns, several strips of crisp (but not crunchy) bacon, bagel with cream cheese and...
Within Temptation, though that's a band. Why is a raven like a writing desk?
I've decided to pursue life as a stripper or perhaps, maybe, an escort.
I get hornier than usual when I'm on my period and guess what this week is....
Honey, foreplay is pretty important here... if you get a girl excited enough before you get naked, even if the way you look is true or all in your...
When me and my cousin were very young (probably about 8), we were kinda experimenting with each other. We were both naked under the covers of his...
About how much is a quarter? I know a quarter is either 1/4 ounce or $25, but about how much average in SW Missouri? And how many joints does a...
I did have a lot of fears, but that was nothing compared to a joy of having a baby. And Thank you everyone, but I'd just as soon blame my...
I started bleeding on thursday after I'd come back from a walk. My future sister-in-law took me to the ER and they checked me out but there wasn't...
Usually it does take clitoral stimulation at least to give my my first orgasm, after that, it's a lot easier to cum just from the intercourse...
Somewhat off, my real dad divorced my mom when I was 2 1/2 cause he got another woman pregnant and I haven't talked to him since I was 13. My dad...
No, I'm sorry but I must disagree. Everything she asked about I yelled at her for not asking about. Everything has always been about how my mother...
Thanks Imaginary... I had written a huge long post about how it all went, but let's just summarize to "less than happy" "emotional" "everything...
Forgive me, but I'm going to copy/paste this from a different site for pregancy, cause I'd like a wider range of answers from not just parents and...
Found out yesterday that I'm pregnant! Me and my husband are extremely excited (although we are still scared as shit lol)!
My fiance doesn't mind it, sometimes he actually asks me to do it lol. If you would've said that he wouldn't have minded when we first started...
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