HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE ... AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE A VALENTINE, THAT'S OK, SEND ALL THE CANDY AND FLOWERS TO ME !...
TO EVERYONE IN HIPLAND : :ssmokeit: HAPPY HOLIDAYS...
Dear Santa, For Christmas this year, I would like the following : Some support hose, preferrably in taupe. A new Whip, mine is worn out. Some...
Dear Santa, I've been a good Hair all year. Please for the sake of wimins everywhere please let I'minmyunderwear's balls drop, and for...
Dear Santa, Pleases bring my friend , weeattoes , some rubber pants for christmas, for when I make her laugh too hard ...
Dear Santa , Please give my friend weeattoes some pee pee pads for when I make her laugh too hard ..
kraut ! AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
makes me want a weener just so i can wear a tuggie :)
a sock ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh you'd love it and you know it lol
ahhh hahahahahahahahaha
in his belly button LOL
one word for decorating the xmas weiner " bedazzler ! "
glue large googly eyes to the base of the weiner , use the weiner for the nose , use red glitter glue on the tip so that his weiner glows , put...
use a tampon for a beard
by now his asshole is going to feel left out , so stick some candy canes up there !
replace his pubes with tinsel
swag garland over his balls
use his asshole to plug in the string of lights :)
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