I don't even know what to say. Left with a pack of Marlboro Red's and a napkin stained with red lipstick. If I were to tell you that I was just...
North Korean plane. [ATTACH]
She could be inside there with him getting fucked right at this very moment for all we know.
Happiness is a warm bum.
Back in China. Was good to be home. Very sad when you notice your parents start to age. ——— In other news, I saw an Air Koryo plane (North...
Yo, Trump hacked your account.
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Stuck on the plane for an hour. Apparently our scheduled takeoff time was the perfect moment to perform maintenance on the fucking plane....
On plane. About to take off. 14 hours until home.
I sure as fuck sampled the local cuisine. Edit: I uploaded the unedited pic first. Really don’t need any proof of me visiting that sort of...
Well, Manila was a game changer. Those Filipina’s... Unbelievable.
One day layover. I’ll fly direct to Toronto tomorrow evening. (Only gonna be home for a month. Should be enough though)
In Manila now. Sitting in Jollibee (I’ve been waiting for this for awhile now) It’s the best 5/10 fast food joint that $1.50 Canadia can buy.
HUG. I mean... shit... forgot the name...
Tuna fish.
Just watched Taxi Driver. What a crazy movie.
Well, that clears something up.
This guy doesn’t want anyone to hear him sneaking up. Genius.
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