Where is mom when you need her. Sis always liked me best.
You really don't have a life. Sorry. Get that count up so you can do my daughter. She likes a boy that does his homework.
Jack, I mean upChuck, if you are really 17, you didn't live Abbie daily back in the day. Like you said, all you do is read. (Out of school early?)...
I found a picture of your uncle, or at least he said he was. He did say that you were the good looking one in the family.
Wow soulpebel51, I was worried about you. I thought maybe you fell out of your high chair. Are you OK? Musultoffs or Arabetabs. Not sure which one...
SENCE YOU BROUGH IT BACK UP, WHAT SHOULD WE CALL THEM? I KNOW THAT THEY ARE ALL NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR 9/11, BUT FOR THE LACK OF ANYTHING ELES TO...
Tobacco Road (John D. Loudermilk) I was born in a bunk Mother diedand daddy was drunk Left me here to die or grow In the middle of Tobacco Road...
THANKS FUCKHEAD, I'LL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT. I WOULD HAVE USED BEGGER FONT SO YOU COULD SEE......AM I TYPING TO FAST FOR YOU. BOOM TO YOU...
Good job Chuckie-poo, the best I have ever seen......................... HAVE YOU GOT A HOT TOWEL? BOOM. I SAY NOTHING . HAVE A GOOD NIGHT...
I thought you were banned.
You said something? It must of been baaaaaaaahd. Lets smoke some dick weed.
Gee, Yogi, do bears always smoke this much dope? I feel real funny Yogi. Where is Snagglepuss? Heavens to Murgatroid..... I told the little...
I think you paid 3 bucks a hit. Wait, you got it for free. It was right guard spray dotted on construction paper. Who's idea was that? Didn't...
When was I banned. I thought you got banned goof. I ran into some friends of yours and they had nothing but kind words about you.
And ready too! Wanta swing? Where is my vine? JANE, Are you home? Tarzan has surprise for Jane.
Just as of late have I felt a bigger sack. Me Tarzan. Thanks shameless, I feel better now.
I'm not sure if you know she had a sex change, and she married a Schnauzer,and she like to play with G.I. Joes naked.
Where is Ted Nugent when you need him...........I love the smell of Bambi in the morning.........Here Thumper.....Here Thumper, it's ok, I'm not...
I still think one big fucking bomb would do part of the trick. If I reallly look at it, just dropping a bomb will do nothing to curb terrorism, it...
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