Teeth always hurt. Especially on your knob. Tell her to take her false teeth out.
No sex is good enough reason for me to break it off with someone.
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I'd hate to listen to this stoned. The laughs at the start would spin me out.
Simple lyrics, but still very good (particularly for 14). I'm sure your voice will develop as you get older. If you are serious, maybe get some...
Good point. Be gentle. You don't want to rip her a new asshole ;)
Give up vodka? Blasphemy!
lol. we even speak english!
Well, under normal circumstances I think men should be able to express their viewpoint, but ultimately it’s up to the woman. Having said that,...
If neither of you have an std, then the only thing you might have to worry about is getting a UTI if you don't use a condom. UTI's are uncommon in...
hmmm... I'm not interested, but I was wondering, why is it important for the guy to be circumcised? Just curious
You've got to be kidding
Yes. Amongst other legacies of British colonialism. Strange thing is, in Australia we often pretend that we are a "classless" society, even though...
In my experience the "assholes" that some women go out with are usually only treat other guys (usually the single ones) like shit. And even when...
going to a private school does not make you smarter, or more interesting, than anyone else.
This is the best thing ever
The langauge barrier might make it easier... if you say something offensive infront of her parents, they won't know ;)
I do
I want to be recognised in my chosen field of endeavour, but I do not want to be famous.
I hate to point this out, but even goldfish can learn.
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