Dear you: Thank you for the speeding ticket – I used it to light the pilot light on my furnace. I was delighted that you believed that my...
I just heard on the radio that the Canadian dollar is now $1.01 USA. I am not a finical expert so I am not sure how it will affect our economy –...
Patti Smiths – Horses album. Cheers!
Well I’m really not that sexy but I consider my self pretty darn cute. Any way I am a gardener so I always work with my hands - also I plant a lot...
Well I would choose a million and one years. But with my luck the next day their would be an nuclear war and my exercise would be running from...
Awhile back I had the window-washing contract for my communities police station. One day I noticed a table full of tasser guns through a window...
Once a Knome starts following you it won’t stop and they have been know to cause all kinds of problems in peoples life. So you had better send it...
Exactly! My Halloween dog act was a bit of a trick too. Cheers!
I don’t know who Jerry420 is but sometimes when I drink mint tea I feel like I am Famous Amuse. Cheers!
Hello! Today after work I did a large grocery shopping while I was in town and then I had it delivered. It was quite satisfying to come home and...
Awhile back I would set up big Halloween displays and also have a trick dog act and trick Sea Monkey booth for entertainment. One Halloween a cop...
One of my customers is going to give me the next shoot that comes up on her banana tree. She has never had bananas on her tree but I am going to...
The best things in life are free. Cheers!
The cockroach because fly wings usually stick to my tong. Cheers!
Hello! I make meager living doing residential grounds keeping. During the summer and fall I save all the weed seeds that I take out off my...
Quite a few years ago I heard a song on the radio and part of the words in that song were ",it only hurts until you cry after that you don't ask...
There is always a chance. I have a real good fashion sense and since every girl is crazy about a sharp dressed man maybe I can help. Or...
Maybe your just having trouble loving Oklahoma because of that Broadway musical. Cheers and happy weekend!
Mine would be ever body is working for the weekend. Cheers and happy weekend!
I’m really not sure either but I noticed your post was unanswered since July 20th. So I thought I could at least say hello and sorry for the...
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