Mine was on my 16th birthday.I came home from school,my dad was already drunk,my mom was sick,and I wanted a birthday cake.Never,ever try to bake...
I was out for a walk once,just to clear my mind, the local police roll up,and ask "You just out for a walk? I replied back "Hell no,I'm trying...
I have anal glaucoma... Just can't see my ass going in today.. And I have called in,and used this one! lol Boss was a cool guy,and allowed me to...
New here also,from Georgia,USA This site is awesome!
Thanks for posting the toilet humor link,I used to go to that site all the time,and had completely forgotten about it.Have had many laughs tonight!
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