oh god my eyes
"dammit, will whoever it is STOP poking me with the donor heart!!"
buy a new ass
telling girls no, especially if I really like them
was in a car accident a hell of a lot more impressive than the one in M. Night Shyamallan's "Unbreakable" (mine was 180kph into some poles and a...
I hate being forced into political correctness, so to all I say "motherfuckers, stop stifling my free expression and stunting my vocabulary" and...
yeah, calm down
g-strings aren't so much a turnoff for me as much as a blah, I'd much rather see a bikini or panties, Tundralotus has a good point
I was on a downhill spiral for ages which only ended when I nearly died twice in six months (unrelated), after the second stupid mishap I started...
I get annoyed by people who mumble through their food, I al least have the common courtesy to move the food to one side and make myself clear. but...
confront them on the issues that bother you, no need to be aggressive, just clear maybe you'll learn a little about each other
and beware the chic buddhists, they can talk a lot of shit
I bought 6 pairs of jeans the other day for $90AU, and now I finally have jeans that aren't hand-me-downs, the only shit thing is that I have to...
Babies scare me, I have hands the size of dinner plates and I always feel bloody awkward holding a baby, like I'm gonna drop or break it or...
No matter where you go in life, I'll always be there too. With very heartfelt wishes from the man who's stalking you. this one just...
$1.29AU per litre, is that fucked or what?, after 9/11 settled down we were floating between 89-94 cents to the litre
Cheese And Tuna Jaffles!!!!!!
I find that if I shower in the morning, wash my hair and everything, the next day I'm fine until about evening where my hair rapidly turns into...
heh, sounds like the sorta sneaky conniving thing I'd pull on someone, I like it!
no bare feet for me, too much stabby dangerous crap on the ground, usually tiny shards that feel like fibreglass
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