I use to have the same silvery patch behind my temples. It spred like a rash, covering almost the entire sides of my head. Currently its...
Maybe dogs think you're possessed by the Devil. They seem to have the innate sence of Devil possession.
I have absolutely none...if I did, I wouldn't need Caller ID for my phone.
My Mother the Car Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea Laugh-In
All good choices [sings] Hurray for Capt. Spaulding, the African Explorer. The one you'll adore, hurray hurray hurray! But what would you talk...
Didn't John Lennon dabble in it for a short time? Fictional character - Sherlock Holmes shot up cocaine.
Well...What medical condition do you have that would require LSD as a prescribed medicine?
How about student discounts...Group Rates?
Start slow with a giggle, then take it to the next level: a guffaw; following with a healthy chortle. End it with a loud long belly laugh. If...
That was nice of them. Did they replace the curtains too, or did you buy them yourself?
Why are they involved? Is this stone edible? Is it rock candy?
No...Not really. Anybody hurt in the crash?
I'm hoping I die from extreme old age. My age at the time of death would be...extemely old.
I had a friend who also had a girlfriend something like that. She bled him dry, financially, to the point of bankrupcy. A couple of years later...
One of the biggest advantage of DVD over VHS is the additional features including directors (or whoever) commentaries on secondary sound tracks....
I think it is part of the job description to be interesting while evil. I never heard of a boring evil person.
Did you listen to it, or just zone out?
For gay shit, it sounds rather serious. I'm not a lawyer and probably don't know much about the legal system as it really operates, so take...
The phone number to my insurance agent and a cell phone, see how fast I raise the level of insurance on the house. Also after making certain...
Goddammit, thought I had it figured out!....
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