Get nakey. You'll feel better. And describe yourself getting nakey. Slowly.
Oh bitch, bitch, bitch.
Thanks Glen. Your input is appreciated. I stood and saluted the direction of the post flag when I was in uniform, removed my hat when I was in...
Do they still play that old song? I can't imagine Casey Kasem plays it on American Top 40 anymore...
I meant lode and his boner.
Wet dog and masturbation.
Someone's been thinking about Shia LeBeouf again...
Johnny Cash is the MAN! How many times have you heard someone say "If I had his money, I could do things my way?" Little they know that it's...
If you're Orthodox and get inked you can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery. If you're not a Jew no one gives a crap. I mean, if you had "Peace"...
You should ask the nice guys at Whiteblaze.net in the gear forums. There's probably a combined 200 years of gear building experience there.
Didn't you used to post here under another name? You look very familiar...
1. Yes 2. OK.
Here's two dollars. Buy a sense of humor. Here's two more. Tell someone who cares what you think.
No I would not marry EA. I already have a penis and herpes.
I'll do your toes. I mean paint them.
Someone has been cybering again... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I knew you were a screamer...
I'm Polish and Irish. So I'm too dumb to know I have a small penis.
I certainly agree and I certainly appreciate Mac and his parody threads. Because Not only do I know he appreciates mine, he's there at the drop of...
Perhaps not literally, but he read whatever they put in front of him. That, proper diction, a nice vocabulary and shitty poetry does not make one...
With tits like yours, I'd let you cock smack me. Once. Maybe twice.
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