bloodfart. jizz bucket. share any you can think of.
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because at the end of the day. all i need is a jamacian bartender
then why the hell are so many tourists coming here? is it because to many are down the cape already?
true story: one of my good friends lost her virginity to a jamacian bartender while on vacation with her dad and sisters
what the fuck is a jamacian gonna do with snow
ive lived in the same town for my whole life. never been on a plane. never been anywhere remotely exotic. i wish i had the money to just leave. i...
you should look into herion
yah its always comedy central. i pass out after south park
wish i could say the same for the jeep i lost my virginity in
i fall asleep with the tv on sometimes and these friggen commercials always wake me up. i always wondered what the fuck these girls were thinking....
he looks like a squirrel
or ill prolly just change my number.
okkkkk so its 3 am and i just got a phone call from an unknown number. i didnt anwser so they left a message say i have this fantany of fucking...
the is a creepy ass abandoned house in my town down a dirt road in the woods. the house itself had been amazing at one point. the architecture is...
i tried to post his number on craigslist but it wouldnt let me goddammmiiittttttttt
run away and start a new life
id rather rip off his balls and nail them to my front door to warn other men that im one girl you don't fuck with.
a guy i used to date a long time ago told a bunch of poeple that im "easy" and a "slut". and needless to say im really pissed off. im thinking...
it fucking sucks listening to an old creepa rubing one off. this is probably the work of my ex. ill get my revenge on that cocksucker
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