By far, the stupidest (sexual) thing that I've ever done was allow myself to be seduced by my best friend's father. That was terrible.
Guys' orgasms HAVE to be more interesting/intense than a girl's. They just have to be.
Taking a facial can be pretty erotic.
There must be an abandoned house you can break into.
Facials don't involve pain. Even when it gets in my eyes, it doesn't hurt as bad as anal. So it's not the same.
You could get bumper stickers: "Ask me about the blow job"
You would huh?
I'm gonna go smoke a bowl.
and Adaptation.
* Zsa Zsa Gabor voice * Velcom Daaaling!
How 'bout a t-shirt that says, "FUCK MY WIFE."
This made my fucking day!
I have a love/hate relationship with Starbucks; Wal-Mart too.
Hey, Bella.
Gee is cute.
Greetings my son. You've just taken your first step into a much larger world. All kidding aside, being able to write is a skill you can be proud...
Where are you planning on going to school? I can't even imagine living in a town that small. I guess it has its pros and cons. Anyway, welcome!...
There have been an absolute shit load of movies with the multiple-personality-paradigm-shift. But the truly great movies have been able to pull it...
Swallowing is easier than anything else I can think to do with it.
Bread? *smirking* Of all the answers I thought I might get, I can honestly say "bread" wasn't one of them.
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