Well, it's about time we started getting it on again ;) Fark no - no way I am letting stalker dude near me! Last time I had a stalker I ended up...
Trying to avoid an oke that somehow got me mobile number and have started texting me constantly. Somehow he has made up his mind that I am...
yeah - here :P So wazzup?
You just woke up didn't you?
Help you what?
You mean Bird's the bird ;)
Damn, I gotta pick only one?
Hahaha - I think I almost peed myself right now (got to do with that Jesus bus...) Ta for the welcome :)
Not really big on accents. As long as the guy refrains from communicating in a intricate series of clicks & grunts I'm OK with it.
Wasn't taking the guy seriously to start off with.
Err...Jaybus would be a silly little word for Jesus...so, riding him leads to your pants? Interesting ;)
eo54...listen to this man!
Ye know, I could misinterpret that in soooo many ways! :D Jaybus, I think I have been blessed with one of the most warped imaginations ever....
He mentioned something about playing with yourself is playing with the devil - I was just thinking that I didn't know Satan lived between my legs....
I have undergone some very expensive therapy and drug treatment over the years to forget the experience. Seems to have worked.
The fear that a couple of gulls may take up shagging on my head. Least favourite thing about Summer Sales?
Haven't broken a bed, but we've humped a trailer off it's stands - does that count?
Cheers :D BTW - where's the welcome drinks? ;)
Ask her what turns her on & do it. Personal preference plays a big role in getting a woman 'wet' - if she can't tell you what does it for her try...
Worst for me was a 17 year old virging humping my bellybutton, all the time asking "Is it in yet?" Jesus, I couldn't stop laughing.
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