Told my boss how to do her job Listened to an audiobook about economics. Ate a custard cinnamon danish pastry. Fkin delish.
Luke sky walker or murray walker.
Mr sheen would win because ive never seen him once crash that red plane of his that he flies about in on the adverts. The old man would win...
Work Beer Bacon
Banana phone
Did it make you into a dick? Fair do's ill give it a wide berth.
Id think 'yes! Awesome', and initiate the proceedings for a sexy horizontal dubstep style fertility rite.
I dont like fishing with a rod cos its boring and you need too much stuff. The best kind of fishing is when you go treading. You wait till the...
Im not dead behind the eyes though?! What do you mean? The uk is a crazy fucked up place with a lot of fear and loathing thats true. But on the...
I love recessions. Music gets better in recessions. Ive swapped tesco for aldi. Its no big deal. Its when i have to swap gas for cardigans ill be...
If it ever happened id like to see pictures myself and also see it in bullet time like on those matrix movies. I think in 3d it would be alright...
Id say 'oh shit, this is the third time this week! Maybe its not just a fumble in the dark and theres some serious questions we need to ask here'.
Today i wondered if it was a good idea to fill the bath with that juice out of glo sticks. Then get in the bath and coat myself in it. Then put on...
Worzel gummidge vs charles babbage.
Oh right. Sorry, i forgot about the chess angle you threw in there. Doubt the green giant plays chess. He looks more like a rugby lad to me.
the bfg vs. the green giant. The green giant eats his greens so i imagine hes pretty healthy But then again the bfg eats snozzcumbers which taste...
Id write a letter to jim asking him to fix it for me to be in a different bed.
Even in an ideal world i doubt its possible to raise education and living standards for absoloutely everyone though. Also, ive met well off toffee...
I wondered why there was a little bit of sweetcorn on the end of it when i pulled it out.
Recently watched - dmt spirit molecule, brilliant The bridge, ok Our daily bread, crazy! Grey gardens, boring. Exit through the gift shop,...
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