This should be a poll.
I really need a gatorade. However, according to consumer polling it would actually burn excess energy to walk to the mart and buy one, and then...
Tell me is the title Santa Claws taken?
Oh my god ROFL. I'm going to need to try that.
It doesn't really matter. Think like a cat and spit up.
Listen, I'm not talking about faulty belief systems that I once held dear that people steal from me. I'm talking about physical possessions....
I hate my life. So many of my precious things from my childhood are gone. I don't know where they went or why. I'm taken advantage of like a...
Because all I have to look up to is mah legs and screeech splintered glass pane IT HURTS so I try to be like you but I can't stoop so its hate....
Don't worry I've been made to understand that if I perform a series of self-sacrifices for the Masters over an eight-day period then all of those...
This is only a feeling but I'll bet someone is planning a major attack on New York City on Jan. 14. It will most likely be big so everyone in the...
Looking at it now I am not so sure those pomegranites represented my testicles since those fruits were many times bigger than my nuts could ever...
Last night I drempt about a party that lasted all night. There were seriously hundreds of people there and a whole bunch of different things...
I don't know what the hell you are talking about grey spots man. My tongue is smooth and pink on every side. I'll be sure to look for what...
That is a strange one reminds me of my friend's house we used to call Couchy. I tried to post this on the System of a Down forum but my browser...
Catch in my throat, make me stay, pray
I just woke up after a short sleep where I had the craziest dream about Christmas day this year. At first I was in my bed it was the night I had...
Any dentist in here? My tongue feels swollen on the sides and like it's making me bite it more than I want to. Any ideas why? I try to eat the...
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