ive eaten loads of dodgy food before (dog biscuits, stale bread etc) and never been ill. For a bet my friend ate a live frog when we were fishing...
puppets, everyone knows that they come to life at night time.
i was confused about what i wanted so i sold everything i had and went on holiday for a year, still kinda confused but now i know that you dont...
i dont think they have the same chances as slim guys in a bar,club ect if a girl is looking for a guy, but if they get talking there is just as...
ringo starr is a obnoxious twat
shame it only took 42 years
my world is going to end
i hear you brother, some are ok but alot are weird.
i dont even like my gf
small willys
hallmark must have been up all night writing such brilliance
id strongly recommend not trying to trim with a face shaving razor, VERY itchy.
only people alive and at this current time ( eg not sean connery when he was 20)
if you could have sex with anyone on the planet who would it be?
because you might catch
id rather have rembrandtfestival than the flea infested mayfair
i shouldnt have eaten the bruised apple
being 19 is when you go to college to achieve a useless degree whilst having to work in a bar for shit money which the government steals of you.
towards dudee eating toblerone?
start swingin'
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