Well, I called her doctor on Tuesday, and they said to give her Milk of Magnesia, so, tat night I was going to go pick some up, and she finally...
My daughters name is Starr Ryah. I made up her middle name. Im cool ...Yay! LOL
My boyfriend knows somone named Mike Hunt. Run it together and it's mycunt. I thought he was joking when he introduced me to him. And last...
I know how you feel. I am at home all day with my daughter. I never get out of the house, and when somone asks me to, I never go. I want to, but...
I read in a few places Alfred Hitchcock was born without a belly button....thats strange!
Just tell her how you feel. My boyfriend and I knew eachother all through highschool. I dated his friend, and he dated my friend. We all hung out...
:( Every morning my 2 year old daughter trys to poop, but she can't. Eventually she gets some poo out little by little. I have asked her doctor...
Leave one bulb out, put two light bulbs with different watts in the sockets. go outside (leave the door open) flip the switches and look at which...
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Kick ass!!! Is it Christmas already?
The gag reflex does not mean you have to shove a penis as far down in your mouth as possible lol. Most of the women we sell our product to gag...
You can buy a liquid that you can put on the roof of your mouth, that numbs the gag reflex. If you have a sex shop anywhere near you, im sure they...
Rock on mom! I think it is great that she is doing somthing for herself. (but I hope she is doing it for herself and not just you dad). If she has...
I kinda like it. It's different, but everytime I see it, I just think of how painful it must have been. It's very swolen right now. He said it...
I'd rather own a female cat, because boy cat's spray! and I would rather own a female dog, because I hate when a boy dogs penis comes out!!!!!...
My boyfriend came home last night, and showed me his new piercing... He pierced a big ass chunk of skin on the side of his face, under his eye!...
I like how he said that his first Bond was a girl, and she almost beat his ass! That's funny.
Anyone ever notice that when you are in a public bathroom, and you accidently let a fart out, you always to the fake sniffle, then cough? I know...
I first dyed my hair in the 7th grade. I used to dye it so much in highschool, everyday people whould be like, did you dye your hair last night???...
The strainers that go in your sink and catch the old nasty food from your dishes...EWWWWWWWW
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