No good story ever started out with, “We we’re having a salad.....”.
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[ATTACH] I’m getting a new Grand Puppy tomorrow.
I’d just think about him and Stephen Tyler looking like old ladies.
Explain all the things that happen without thinking about them.
[ATTACH] Holy Crap it is flat.
I really thought that was a husky head photoshopped on a chicken
Remeber, I always forget the M.
[ATTACH] Then there was the day they cornered me and made me give them treats.
Yup, That's my Bully.
You've never heard the joke: Q. Whats perfect pitch? A When you toss an accordion in a dumpster and it l;ands on bagpipes.
Yup, mine to.
To tired to beg. [ATTACH]
If you can’t afford bagpipes. [ATTACH]
My daughters boyfriend about 20 minutes ago. “Social distancing” is a term that he believes means keeping a vast amount of space between himself...
So you’re the guy authority here?
Why do you think I’m the way that I am.......
I did not realize Ms. Boop was so hot.
Gravy Boat H
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