I don't see much of a difference between the two. You pay for sex either way.
Yeah, we need ladies to comment, preferably single ones so we can send private messages and make an effort for the real thing.
Yeah, so we can identify the anal whores so we can send private messages.
That's what I notice in those porn sites. Just type in "scat" in the search bar and if they have any such videos, they come from Brazil. The...
You guys are a bunch of fucking amateurs. Enemas! Use enemas and nothing will go wrong. If you want to be absolutely certain, use them twice.
Bill Clitoris set the standard in 1998, specifically that "sexual relations" means intercourse. Oral sex is not sex, in his mind. From a common...
Is this the cherry-flavored lube with the numbing agent? With regard to lubes, I think spit is the best. KY sucks because it turns sticky....
What's this fiber diet crap? Enemas! They are very easy to use. Just go to your local drugstore and buy one of those home enema kits. Follow...
Anal sex for a fur coat? Maybe, but that requires sucking it clean after I've been ramming it in there. A girlfriend like that surely deserves a...
Marry me and be my anal baby!
If you eat it every day, sure. Sometimes I get a craving for a Big Mac, so I go in there and get one. No shame there. However, I think you get...
Aha, but a guy like me, The Backdoor Man, immediately falls in love with a girl if she admits that she loves it in the ass. Nothing negative...
Can you set me up with your girlfriends? I promise anal every time!
The gay remarks are from prudes who won't admit publicly that they love anal sex. Remember when you were in high school, when it was cool to say...
Yep, the man will be happily married until death do them part. He will die happily on his death bed knowing that he was in her butt the night before.
Just keep adding up the money until you finally do, and let us know how much.
Interestingly, I just came across on my homepage this article which lists things one should not do on a first date, and in the "She Said" portion,...
Goes both ways, dude. I just walked past a new Lexus and the license plate frame read, "I throw a fit...and I get a Lexus!" Even if she is...
Nothing better than a girl who admits publicly that she loves anal sex. Her marketability has increased dramatically.
The bottom line is how much money you've spent by the time you get into her butt. If you spent no money, you're either a genius or you're...
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