I'll just sit here and eat my boogers.
You want honesty? In all honesty, anyone who takes everything online seriously is a complete idiot.. You came in a public (online) forum asking...
I went to strip clubs with my ex and I'm addicted to porn.. I love 'em both.
Yep! He wanted to kill it.
lmao :jester:
lol
I have 4, maybe 5.
That made me giggle.
It would be quite different, that's for sure.. I was having sex with this guy who kept reading messages from his best friend.. The dude kept...
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My ex would get off on talking about impregnating me during sex.. He said all the time that we'd make beautiful babies.. He loved the thought of...
Beautiful.
I remember having sex once and the man, while fucking, started talking about how he hoped to bag this big buck the following day. Umm, yeah....
Haha. I.... I.... I think.... I think I love you. [img]
I cut my penis off a long time ago. I'm a woman now. I'm so happy!!
I find them very sexy.. I just got 2 stars on my chest, a little above my breasts about 2 months ago.. It hurt like nothing I've ever felt but it...
I text really fast too, believe it or not. Usually during our texting I'd end up having sex or something and couldn't text for a while.. That's...
Well, so far big lips are winning. *big smooches all around* :tongue:
The clit is just a really tiny penis. o_O
The corniest pickup line I've heard: "I like your eyeliner". Umm, ok. Thanks! :leaving:
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