You're asking HOW to use the vibrator on yourself? *blinks*
You dug up an old thread just to wish me happy birthday? lmfao. You could have used the PM, silly. :p
I like when he's standing on his head.
I used to tell my ex he always had his head up my ass. Does that count?
My saliva.
Guys moaning and breathing so heavy that they let out a little moan is soooo fucking hott!! That is a definite turn on. I've pleasured myself...
I can describe a good penis..... one that gets me off. Does that count?
Well, that is definitely... different.
I know how you feel. My man dumped me today. Actually, he said he needs a break to get his thoughts straight. He's in an "unhappy place" in his...
It's nice to see another Virginian. Welcome!!
Well, I've never tried having sex with a computer but I imagine it would be rather interesting.
*giggles*
lol no. But I would let you.... for real.
lmfao. I almost sucked an M&M down my throat. <3
I let my snake lick my pussy. Those flicking tongues come in really handy. o_O
I drive with my vibrating cell phone between my legs. Does that count?
Hello!
Yes! Because next time the baby just slides out. No pushing required.
*giggles* :D <3
*shuts eyes*
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