Why did you crash the car into that tree? I was too lazy to get up to do it
A beer
If you are talking about driving around my house I do. Why did 409 pick those 3 numbers to name their cleaner.
Napalm death
Shoot up the joint. T
Verve pipe W
Would you rather Swim 300 meters through shit or dead bodies? Answer and post your own.
If you are a soccer ball then...ummm no.
At Sears and they are about to close down for good. As I walk in the song on the radio is "the final countdown " so now I am wondering if they are...
A cricket implies more than one, but only talking about one.
If your gonna switch it to a hoagie why not switch it to 'the pub'.
It's missing the triggered girl.
Well when there is only one cricket that is the correct response.
Ordered a sub then walked to the bar for a drink while I wait for it to be done.
Ozark
Lucifer
Mom got drunk and accidentally called nessie, Nellsie. So her name is nellsie from now on. Sister is working on that level....my beer is too good...
Sister pulled out the hookah but doesn't know how to use it....so mom says, do I use this hose part for an enema?
Santa apparently had grey shoes. I told them that would be noticeable but nooooo they wouldnt listen.
It's almost that Santa claus time, tried the suit on...its on the small side. But I will fight through it for 10 minutes.
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