Sadly, Susie the office cat went over the bridge a while back. Gosh, she was almost 20 and as spry as ever until the last few weeks before kidney...
The only sane reason to go to Detroit (like Newark) is to wait in the airport for your next leg of the flight.
These two got the electric chair for doing far far less with less evidence than what Emperor Orange has done. Think about that. It's truly...
Practice, practice, practice. Take your time and make it last. Soon, it will be the only way you want to do it and it's just standard...
I'm sick of this phone. I hate being tethered to it. I hate keeping track of it 24 hours a day. Keeping it charged. Keeping it OS updated....
Yeah, if the vagina had a tongue and suction.....
Isn't that now a private business now? Will he try to take over Fedex and UPS, too? Of course his move, last term, was to impede the...
I mean, what else was there to do.....
Oh come on, did you really think he would ever get spanked for anything? The worst punishment he will ever get will be painful angina on the...
Who cares? Ratings never bothered him before - he can do as he pleases, he's not going away any time soon and he sure as hell won't be impeached.
This clown will fit in just perfectly with the rest of the circus.
To put it mildly, that is.....
Corner stores. Neighborhood pizza place. Schools that kids could walk to in their own neighborhoods with their friends.
I remember every single second of that long hot night. I replay it through my brain from time to time .. funny the details you remember....
40 hours, that's a joke. With a sales job, I'm working all the time....and the home office makes it even worse.
Ha - Ponderosa.....we'd get the cheapest steak thing..and just gorge ourselves on the salad bar...ah, college..
Last night it took about five minutes....I'd been thinking about it all day and it was like a loaded gun....
That's just something you have to let go of. You're happy, the sex is good, just enjoy it. If you're that curious about a thicker one, try a...
She doesn't like when I use the term "cock".... 'oh, it's kind of vulgar...' but from time to time she will use the word dick.... Boner or hard-on...
Which is always the correct reply.
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