I think, rather, a cat has you. Mine is 18 and spry as ever.
It's an admirable quality !
Pinch me. Maybe she is a double secret closet Democrat spy?
Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, good night - they're all so good !
Done.
This jackass even emailed me.....like I would send money? You're nobody's friend.... [ATTACH]
There's usually an explosion at a crash....
I just think it's polite and gentlemanly to announce your impending blast....'oh honey, just to inform you, I'm going to cum"...
Oh, oral for me - of course....
Pence and tRump. Two people with whom the world would have been a better place if they were aborted.
how bout the kkk dryer sheets....funny.. [ATTACH]
I had that same set when I was a kid but with a less glamorous box...same wobbly legs. I fixed it up from another similar one and raided the...
I'm sure he would be pleased with that. Talk to him that you enjoy and get off making him happy. Just make it a habit to go to bed at a...
Just do it. The more you do it, the more you want to do it. And no, having some planned sex nights also is not a bad idea...otherwise it may...
That or they are just too lazy to change the water filter on the machine. Certain times of the year the city water tastes like pool water. A...
Evidently, she made some kind of statement that he had an unusual unit.
Everybody. It's all about saving water, of course.
A+ for ingenuity.
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