What's Worse...

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by fjdreams, Sep 4, 2015.

  1. fjdreams

    fjdreams Guest

    Being super sweaty, like sweat dripping down your back and crack and balls, and then having to take a giant shit. The toilet seat gets all slippery, or if you're in a public toilet and put down toilet paper, the paper gets soggy and stuck to your butt. And then don't even get me started on the wiping situation. But let's imagine the wiping situation for a moment.


    Taking a nice long relaxing, cleansing bath, only to step out and immediately have to take a giant runny poop, thus instantly voiding all the hard work you put into making your b-hole immaculately clean. Do you go about your day, or waste even more water just to wash yourself? You can't just jump in the shower right away though. You have to let the business dry. Rules.
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  2. GeorgeJetStoned

    GeorgeJetStoned Free Psychotic Readings

    Carry around some diaper wipes.
  3. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment

    If you have that much runny poop, change your diet.
  4. Ashalicious

    Ashalicious Senior Member

    The first situation.
  5. MrChuffy

    MrChuffy Member

    Lol.....I've had a pretty crap day today...but thats kinda cheered me up.....Made me laugh :)
  6. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    really, i don't think either is all that bad. slippery toilet seat is only a minor inconvenience, and i guess i'm just not considerate enough to put toilet paper under my sweaty ass in a public toilet. on the other scenario, i have no problem rewashing my ass at any time that such a wash is available. i'm not aware of any business drying rules, but if i have to wait 10 minutes before i jump back in the shower, i still think i'll survive.
  7. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Waddayagonnado Staff Member Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

    id have to pick the first

    only because public toilets are gross
  8. fjdreams

    fjdreams Guest

    uh oh!! i just played basketball and i'm all sweaty. need to take a shower, but i have to poop. nooooooooooooooooo

    Hell is other people.
  9. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

    well the sweaty part is why i don't much care for summer, nor for tropical climates, whatever the state of my bowels or diet responsible for it.

    i would say which is worse; heat stroke or freezing joint ache. hypothermia can kill too of course, and the cold can be painful to the very old and the very young, but the heat is a constant miserable torment, if you can't hide from in in a well air conditioned vehicle or building. i have more problems with excessive temperature then just faintness and torpor, i also get rashes and too much sun actually makes me sneeze.

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