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Genealogy.

 

But he's supposedly from the 2nd century. There are no reliable genealogical records in entire Scandinavia that go back that far.

 

The poems do.

I go all the way back to Noah/Noe.

 

Congrats

But you do know the poems are mythological right?
And doesn't pretty much everybody descents from Noah?

 

Yikes.

Maybe I'll take a day trip from a neighboring country and pack my lunch

 

Geneology gets pretty murky once you get to the time before reliable census records were kept or saved

 

600yrs Deutsch here.

 

Switzerland is awesome. I love it, I go there very often.
Yeah, it's pricey, but what can you do

 

Poems are the language of the Saxon and Norse gods. Ain't no point talking to them if you don't sing or rhyme. They ain't got time for no sing nor rhyme.

 

Christians believe everyone descended from Adam who would be my 90th Great Grandfather if you went that way.

 

everyone's genealogy is always so fancy...kings and queens and nobility and whatnot

like no one comes from common people

puh lease

 

And what reliable record shows the first person? Who is it?

 

If you send a saliva sample and just $13 dollars on the internet they'll tell you everything you wanna know about who you really are. I don't believe any of that though. I reckon they manipulate the results and flat out lie to promote multicultural agendas.

 

You don't have your genealogy?

I'm sorry.

 

What would be reliable?

 

I do actually.

But even if I didn't - that's nothing to be sorry about, wtf?

 

No different than your "puh lease" comment in regard to my ancestry.

 

Mine was very much regional. No huuuuge surprises, to be honest.
The biggest surprise was Greek. But historically, it makes sense.

 

Because it sounds like a stretch.

Poems and no reliable census records.

 

Whatever.

I certainly don't have to justify anything to you.