Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by TheMistress, Aug 6, 2005.
just a back massage
Let him give me a back massage! JK I would snatch his hat
tie her laces together
;o) You're EVIL! I'd put his hand in warm water while he was sleeping
I dont know what you would call it, but it would definitely involve a cookie and lemon sauce......
Unload a school bus full of cheerleaders at his house.... While he's deployed. Oh the irony.
Drop him of at an orphanage with a note pinned to his collar
I'd wrap him up in celephant...
tweek his nose and tacka "kick me" sign on his back
show him who's king a da forest!
pour salt in his belly button
Grrrrrr. Slice 'im to ribbons and use 'im fer me fishingbait!
Go play in my home state (Nevada)
wad up all her panties into a bunch
smack him on the ass and say "Be a hitter!" just like little league
tease him about his dirty fingernails
Sing kareoke (I have no clue how to spell that!) with him
make him sing Michael Bolton at the Karaeoke (sp?) bar
I was thinking more like the ramones...
I dont wanna be a pinhead no more..... paint an orange x on each of his hubcaps
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