Discussion in 'Humor' started by Jay_hasBeauty, Jun 19, 2012.
Any "Yo Mama" Jokes better than that ???? >.<
Yo mama's so fat she broke your family tree XDDDD
I read it somewhere I just forgot where XD
yo mama's so poor she walks down the street with one shoe, and when you ask her if she's lost a shoe she says, no I found one!
Yo mama's so hairy you almost died of rugburn when you were born.
Yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach the whales sing
"We are family!"
Yo mama's so fat she doesn't need the Internet, she's already World Wide!
Yo mama so fat, she gets up on BOTH sides of the bed!!
Yo mama so dumb, she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain
Yo mama so dumb, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign, and did.
Yo Mama is so fat she uses the I-10 as a slip-n-slide.
Yo mama so dumb,she thought Grape-Nuts was a veneral disease.
ha ha those were pretty good
Your mom goes to college
I think thread can be closed now
I love napoleon dynamite
heres the man himself, kip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1vhM_zJ4p8"]Your Mom Goes to College Napoleon Dynamite - YouTube
your mama so ugly her reflection quit
yo mama so fat she ate a school bus thinkin it was a twinkee
yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in highschool
Lmao... That is cartman I believe, good ol south park so funny.
Yo mammas so fat when she wheres yellow coat people shout out taxiiiiiii!
Yo mama so dumb she thought "Boyz n da Hood" was about the KKK.
Yo mama so old her Social Security number is 1.
Yo mama so fat when she gets cut gravy comes out.
yo momma so nasty... she keeps ice in her panties to keep the crabs fresh
btw.. do you guys realize "yo momma" jokes are old black slave jokes? the "momma" was actual in reference to slave masters
Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
yo mama's so fat she makes the kool aid man say OH NO!!!!!!!
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