What about some nice ol' "YO MAMA" Jokes?

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Jay_hasBeauty, Jun 19, 2012.

  1. Jay_hasBeauty

    Jay_hasBeauty Member

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    Any "Yo Mama" Jokes better than that ???? >.<
     
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  2. r4n8e

    r4n8e Member

    Yo mama's so fat she broke your family tree XDDDD
    I read it somewhere I just forgot where XD
     
  3. Faelixx

    Faelixx whatever dude

    yo mama's so poor she walks down the street with one shoe, and when you ask her if she's lost a shoe she says, no I found one!
     
  4. Jay_hasBeauty

    Jay_hasBeauty Member

    Lol :rofl:
     
  5. GnarlyBrown

    GnarlyBrown Member

    Yo mama's so hairy you almost died of rugburn when you were born.
     
  6. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

    Yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks
     
  7. Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach the whales sing

    "We are family!"

    ~

    Yo mama's so fat she doesn't need the Internet, she's already World Wide!
     
  8. Becca_xo

    Becca_xo Guest

    Yo mama so fat, she gets up on BOTH sides of the bed!!
    Yo mama so dumb, she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain
    Yo mama so dumb, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign, and did.
    XD
     
  9. Nyxx

    Nyxx HELLO STALKER

    Yo Mama is so fat she uses the I-10 as a slip-n-slide.
     
  10. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Yo mama so dumb,she thought Grape-Nuts was a veneral disease.
     
  11. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

    ha ha those were pretty good

     
  12. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

    Your mom goes to college :)
     
  13. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

    lol
    you win
    I think thread can be closed now
    I love napoleon dynamite

     
  14. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

    ahhaaa :D
    heres the man himself, kip :D
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1vhM_zJ4p8"]Your Mom Goes to College Napoleon Dynamite - YouTube
     
  15. ywarpeace

    ywarpeace Ye Old Soul

    your mama so ugly her reflection quit
    yo mama so fat she ate a school bus thinkin it was a twinkee
    yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in highschool
     
  16. spliffay

    spliffay Guest

    Lmao... That is cartman I believe, good ol south park so funny.

    Yo mammas so fat when she wheres yellow coat people shout out taxiiiiiii!
     
  17. riverman18

    riverman18 solid gold brass

    Yo mama so dumb she thought "Boyz n da Hood" was about the KKK.

    Yo mama so old her Social Security number is 1.

    Yo mama so fat when she gets cut gravy comes out.
     
  18. yo momma so nasty... she keeps ice in her panties to keep the crabs fresh


    btw.. do you guys realize "yo momma" jokes are old black slave jokes? the "momma" was actual in reference to slave masters
     
  19. Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

    Classic.
     
  20. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    yo mama's so fat she makes the kool aid man say OH NO!!!!!!!
     

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