This Is Spinal Chat..

Lol. I have a thing about home grown tomatoes. I don't like them. They're just too juicy and the rich flavors I don't particularly like. Store tomatoes seem to be void of such rich juice and instead produce almost no juice but the tomato itself I find the skin is tight and it's like a fruit to bite into.

I also can't stand warm or hot tomato but if it's straight out of the fridge it's fine.

 

This happened over the weekend. My bff dropped by here and wanted me to ride down to her childhood home, where her brother lives. It is just down the road...I've walked down there about a million times.

Anyway, she wanted to take me inside and show me all the work her brother had had done to it (per her instructions lol).

She pulls up and parks in the drive, a short distance from the porch (and front door). Well, I got out of the car and DAMNATION there was a damnshitting SNAKE on the porch. smh

That house is surrounded by woods - solid woods for acres and acres and yet this snake wanted to come up on that frickin porch.



She called her brother on the phone but by the time both of their slow asses got around to talking and deciding even anything, the snake had slithered off the porch.

good grief

 

i think they had clear stuff orange stuff red stuff and green stuff....i chose red thinking it was cream soda but it says strawberry

 

understood...

 

Strawberry flavored things are very hit and miss.
We have Rock and Rye here and I like that along with peach which also isn't too bad. I bought like every flavor I could in America but was so conscious of putting on weight with unnecessary sugar considering we ate and drank too much as it was that I never drank them. We left them in a hotel fridge but we opened them all and took a sip at least.

I've also tried the Black Cherry which is pretty awesome.

 

had to get up and stir the pot

 

When a wasp is on your nuts it's an excellent time to find a non-violent solution. I worry about the bird too Moon but most people don't think like that. I am one of those crazy people who would be eaten by a bear. "It will not hurt me I promise because it knows me". But I'm like a Disney prince. Outside my house looks like this. It's a magical time damn it as I sign them songs!

 

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

You prefer those tasteless Spanish tomatoes that one buys in German supermarkets
Our gastarbeiters always bring those with them when it's time for their summer urlaub, so that they wouldn't have to buy any here
Cheap mofos.

 

I was in a bagel shop and little kid dropped a piece of bagel on the floor. Mom says. Don't worry you got more. Kid grabs the other piece and drops it.

 

I am tired of that saying. It is even more important to use violence in those cases. It is just that it is a good time to kill in a slower more thought out way.

 

This is a game changer. You can do this? Doesn't your lady bitch about "her" living room being ruined?

 

Nah. Tell her if she has a problem with your car she can walk to the grocery store.

 

I am not that bad...Bear grabs me..I am going to fight like hell and punch it in the nose...
but I am pretty bad whenit comes to all of the little critters of the world and big ones, too.....

 

fall cleaning run today...bringing in a truckload of alloy wheels and a few batteries to my scrap buyer

 

I might want to buy this.. seems to be a simple all in one unit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFEHiKkOOk0

 

Well yeah I would smack a bear if it attacked me. But I'm also not afraid of the ones around here or most other animals. I assume they will not bother me. There are not any Grizzles around here, just Black Bears. I would be more careful with a Grizzle and the mountain lion we have around here. I have not seen a Grizzle but I am told they could be here. The mountain lions I have seen tracks of but no lion.

Well she has her own car. I have a daily driver truck and a newer year of that type of car. She doesn't understand the love for the car. But she tolerates it I suppose. It would be funny to try to pull something like parking the car indoors. But ultimately I am happy with a garage spot and dust cover in the winter. She also gets a garage spot so she can't bitch. And I don't think I would let her walk to the nearest store over the car. That's about a 25 minute drive on dirt roads with nothing but woods and wild animals and then a semi busy road with a high speed limit. On foot it would take a long time and be unsafe. You would not want do it after dark especially without the headlights and sounds of a car.

 

I bet you'd be wanting to smack that bear if it was shitting all over your steps ...ruining your trees and walking on your car

 

As long as there's no juice then I'm fine with that tomato.

 

you like hothouse tomatoes. they have less water because they are in controlled environment, where only so much water is used... outdoors it rains and tomatoes swell up .. nothing wrong with that, they have purpose too.. Im mixed, sometimes I like a wet tomato on a burger other times dry. but I actually buy more hothouse tomatoes than say beafsteaks in the store.. rare I get them from any farmers market..