Things that make ya mad!

Not a very smart friend

 

Gross! Eating a lot lizzard out- fuckin gross!

 

People that drive behind moped riders (driving 20 miles below the speed limit) and let traffic back up before they realize they need to go AROUND those guys!

 

*nods vehemently, pretending to know what a lot lizard is*

Some nasty shit, eh fellas? Haha, guy must've been really dumb.

 

They're truck stop prostitutes

If ya dont know, now ya know

 

You know very well who you are
Don't let 'em hold you down
Reach for the stars

 

Lot lizards would do well to take Biggie's advice

 

Rubbernecking fools who hold up traffic to look at the most ridiculous things!
True story: Several years ago, on the way to work, I turned off a busy one way street on to a side street that led to my job. As soon as I turn though, there's this long line of cars stopped and I can't see what the hell is holding up traffic. When traffic finally moves slowly, I finally see what the hold up was. There's a dog sitting in the middle of the road.......licking his balls! Damn rubbernecking fools!

 

This is not at all what I thought they were.

 

I thought it was a fairly common term

 

It is odd that everyone else seemed to already know...

Hm... Well that happened.

 

Maybe we all just know some less-than-reputable people...

 

What did you think they were?

 

Without going into too much detail...

I thought it was strange Pete's friend would not only spend this money to buy a lizard, (I mean a lot lizard? Sure, the fuck do I know about lizards, right?) but to then decide to dine on said lizard? What kind of person does this?

When later you used the phrase 'eat out' I began to suspect there was more going on here. Because I'm a goddamn detective and I figure shit out.

 

lol

 

LMFAO!!! That's awesome!

 

Annoying news headlines that show up everyday reporting the latest offensive tweet. And celebs who purposely post offensive tweets. Please stop it

 

The Golden State Warriors.

 

Lazy coworkers.

 

Finding fireworks papers in my yard.

I'm going to stay outside this year and make sure the bad neighbors don't shoot toward my house.

Maybe I'll sit in the car, on the curb, with my headlights on them.