Things that make ya mad!

No. I will send you a pm though.

 

Every week I've been getting a computerized voicemail claiming I'm in some sort of legal trouble in Florida, no specifics just a number I'm supposed to call.

 

I'd call them and ask how they knew you were the one who killed the guy...

 

Call them and say you will have your machine get intouch with their machine.... and hang up.

 

^^^For real. It's this hokey computer voice telling me to call some number to 'resolve this issue', whatever it is. I'm not an expert but I don't think that law enforcement takes care of business in this manner.

 

I've gotten stupid phone calls like that. Telling me to turn myself in to the sherrif's office for tax evasion and shit! I pay my damn taxes.

 

For Over 10 Years Now Iv'e Been Receiving Calls Claiming To Be From The "Technical Dept Of Telstra".....

Telling Me I Have Multiple Faults In My Puuuter That Only They Can Fix.

I Argued With Them That They Were Not Telstra.......And With Each Following Call They Got More And

More Threatening......Some Were Abusing Me In A Forign Language.......Got Up To 14 Calls In Three

Hours......I Ignore Their Fake Caller ID Numbers Now And Get 2 A Day.

I Suggest Peeps Resist The Temptation To Argue With Them......Just Hang Up......



Cheers Glen.

 

“Your 2009’s Mazda CX-7’s warranty is about to expire”. I sold it in 2015 you dumbass.

 

People who unnecessarily rev their engines in the small hours of the morning.

Impatient drivers.

Too many cars in general.

 

People who turn their turn signal on seconds after they started easing into the next lane, conveniently right in front of me. Ass faces!

 

That was so damn funny!!

 

or any other time of the day. nobody thinks you're cool just because you can't afford a muffler.

 

The last couple of weeks I have been getting spam calls that are messages in chinese

 

Glen, I JUST got this same lame ass call yesterday! The guy insisted that there's something wrong with my computer
and I told them nothing is wrong, it's brand new, and I said please stop calling me. He said "No, I call you everyday!"
My response: "You call me one more time, I will find you and I will KILL YOU!". He hangs up. Eric laughs.

 

People who don't push their chairs in when they leave a restaurant. Were you raised in a barn?!

 

when i see a red light i slow down and let my engine do most of the braking ..then i time it so i dont even have to use the brake at all ...when it works right i start accelerating and am back to speed for the green

but some fucking goof on their cellphone always has to cut in front and fuck up my timing

 

Some lame-ass head! Can't stand a weak blowjob, a complete waste of time and totally ruins the mood for me.

 

Smartass road construction crews

 

When you knock something over like a hot cup of coffee and you see it's gonna happen but you can't quite catch the moment and do it anyway