Things that make ya mad!

I like beer.

 

Me, too. .

 

I chill my white wine.

 

I like champagne chilled. .

 

Now you are talking. I have one spare bottle hon.

It makes me mad that I have no-one to share it with.

 

If I only lived closer. .

 

So true, I would happily give it away to you and your GF.
But sadly it will stay in my cupboard.
Drives me mad. I could not drink a whole bottle.

 

Politics

 

I like beer, it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer, it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow
Whiskey's too rough, Champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer

 

Bags of chips make me mad because I'm expecting a bag full and there is only half a bag. :'c

 

So, my good man, we are to believe you wrote that yourself?

 

I wish! Credit for that little ditty belongs to Tom T. Hall

 

Nice. ..

 

Read the fine print - "This package is sold by weight and not by volume."

 

I do but I still get upset. Such is life. :c

 

The man speaks the truth...

 

Okay if reading is required the difficulty level just went up.

 

Another favorite - "Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

 

If that is upsetting you, we need to talk..