The funniest bumper sticker you ever saw.

I can see you picking your nose.

 

I lol'd at this one.

 

My Ideal Girlfriend- A Nympho Liquor-Store Owner

 

LOL...that is kind of funny, although I would not want to be the bitch that fell off.....

 

In my defense,
I was left unsupervised.​

 

Sex Appeal, Please give generously.
On the back of a bright red Rolls Royce driven by an old guy. (one of my friends in my younger days).

 

Sorry about the driving
Still waiting for the coffee to kick in​

 

There's Nothing Like A Little Lipstick Around Your Dipstick.

 

Reality is all in your head​

 

I got a lot of honks for this one I made up......

ELEPHANTS AND JACKASSES ARE JUST DUMB ANIMALS

 

Here's a Trumper Sticker

 

I saw one that said "I drives me boat, she drives me Dingy" Thought it was pretty good.

 

it's not a conspiracy ..I'm slow because you're in a hurry. .

 

Actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland, sorry I don't have a pic of the sign.

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET ..SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE! NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, WASH YOUR HANDS, GO OUTSIDE AND TEE OFF!

 

^^^....LOL....



Cheers Glen.

 

YOU ARE NOT WATCHING THE ROAD

 

I saw one years ago that said something like thins.........

"If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair"

I thought it was hilarious

 

As seen recently:

Liar Liar
President's on fire​