Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

can I p.m. you my first name spelling so you can convert it over to runes? Please?

 

I bought a garlic peeler yesterday....it is just a silicone tubing thing that you put the garlic in and roll it and it takes the skin off for you much easier than picking it off at your fingers....they had two to choose from and I swear the second one is just a miniature diva Cup made of silicone looked exactly the same

 

Hey maybe it's just for really talented housewives

 

Yes easy.

 

my name is already in ruins..

 

You have pretty O runes. they're my favourite.

This is how I write my name. I use the J rune as a switch for the Y run, as Y's in Germany are pronounced as J's in Germany, phonetically it works for my name in runes. Plus they're also one of my favourite lol. I also switch my C as there is no definite C in a rune, I use a Sowilo instead, to emphasise the S.

 

Then there are branch runes. Branch runes use the formulated code to write in branch Form.

The elder futhark has 24 runes, 3 rows of 8 runes. They are in a very specific order.

The line on the left indicates the row, and the lines on the left indicate the rune number.

So 2 lines on the left, 4 on the right indicate the 2nd rune row and the 4th rune in that row.

My wife and I have developed a system of also 24 runes but we have engineered our own runic code that doesn't follow the traditional order of runes. Instead we made it for ourselves meaning that branch runes written between us remain extremely cryptic unless you know the formula we use, which nobody does.

Here I am writing "Hip Forums" in branch runes in futhark. To change words, I flip the branch upside down.

Here are the runes. And also the runic order.

 

Branch runes can also be entangled into a Bind. You won't often see branch runes as they seem to frustrate users. I think they're very simple.

 

thats fricking awesome Irm.. neat you know stuff like that, and hiding bodies and stuff.. thats why were friends..

 

I wouldn't call runes another language but they're extremely difficult to understand correctly.

Most people, neo pagans and heavy metal heads can read runes as English letters and a lot of groups do that. But that's extremely basic in the world of Runes. And to be completely honest, it doesn't do anything.

What most people don't understand about runes is that they aren't just letters.

Each rune is a letter, a sound, a pictograph, a numerical value and a channel of energy.

So when you look at a rune, that rune represents, in most case;

An English letter (which is no surprise since English was based on German and so were runes)
A sound, such as we speak our letters.
Depending on the use, it depicts a picture much like hieroglyph, a series of runes or even one singular rune can tell a story.
The numerical value is something very important. I have already touched on this with the Futhark formula of the rows and sequence numbers. Since 9 is of the utmost importance in Norse and old German, Bind runes that multiply in series of 9's are highly potent. I'm not good enough with maths to use this properly, though I must at some stage if I wish to progress as a young Vitki.
Channel of energy, the shape and pattern of the run itself depicts a channel of energy. There are groups in Germany that practice runic meditation, that is performing meditation and stretches using your arms and legs to make the rune. I have never really tried, but I hear it's very good. Fun fact: The SS in WW2 also used runic stretch workouts to train their troops.

You also see runes all the time without even know it. Symbol on some ambulances and medical vehicles? rune, usually the Hagal bind.
Bluetooth logo? Rune.
Peace sign? Rune.
Certain alphabet letters? Rune.



I love them, I see runes everywhere. I can look in a pattern of lines and start forming and binding runes. It's really weird. When I really get myself into meditation and practice as vitki, my mind is entangled in runes. They are literally everywhere. Even German old fashioned houses are constructed on runes. I researched that. Strength. My pergola has 4 distinct runes to hold up the roof. It's not that I think that's on purpose, I'm just illustrating what it's like for me when I say I see runes everywhere.

 

My main internet is out so I am Chicago roaming and the page that came up is the desktop version not the mobile version? And as I'm dictating this to letters in the reply box freaking huge let's see what happens when I post

 

I don't know what is going on but the form is really tiny like really tiny on my screen I would need a magnifying glass yet when I dictate the letters are normal size for a desktop Shredder is bigger than the entire heading of the reply box and it's confusing anyways I am sending this item to someone on the form here as soon as I can afford some extra postage cuz it'll probably be expensive because it's made out of steel not sure what it is guess who's getting it?.. I think it's a feeder got like a pointy sing on the flat part that you're supposed to jam some food on there I guess

 

It is been living on the wall up at the other Farm where the hunting dogs were for 20 years and I asked my boss if I can have it to give to a friend and he said yes

 

Neighbours over there harvesting his bulk of his plants

 

My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with wearing different clothes every half an hour. I said, "Wait, I can change"..

 

3 dead, 4 hospitalized in Pittsburgh after ‘medical situation’; victims wearing orange wrist bands: cops

 

Yeah I've been checking at least twice/day now. The one in the ground looks great still. I think that it is spread out enough and tall enough that it dries out more quickly. The rain today and tomorrow may change that though.

 

get to wet from rain.. grab by the trunk and give its a rigorous shake..

 

fisherman put one of those big cafe table umbrellas over the plant he was hoping to crop today, to keep it dry.