Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I'm using this next time I have to write a bio/description of myself.

 

Describes GLEN To Perfection........ ...........Well..... "Informative" May Be Stretching The Truth A Bit...



Cheers Glen.

 

I really want to fly to Colorado and see molo's baby

 

I really want to fly but dont gots the money..ha. In a few weeks we will tho.. wont absorb much if you do back to back without reflection on previous.

 

Yeah I definitely didnt know anything about edm at the raves I attended I just went to have something to do..and that something was ecstasy

 

I sometimes feel a tiny bit guilty that I do not bicycle anywhere anymore I don't even know what a bicycle anymore.....I don't own it's a different attitude where I live usually if you see a dude on a bicycle it means you lost his license because of drunk driving or is too poor to drive

 

Google is really doing a hatchet job on my text-to-speech attempts these days

 

I Don't Understand Why People Use It........For God's Sake......If You Have 10 Fingers......Why In

God's Name Why Don't People Just.....TYPE IT.....



Cheers Glen.

 

I go through phases where I bike everywhere for a couple of weeks and then get lazy. Usually it's a rainy day or a day I'm too sore to cycle, so I drive, and then the habit is broken and I drive everywhere for weeks.

 

My plants are covered in trichomes and getting nice and stinky.

Autocorrect changed trichomes to artichokes, Haha.

 

Same difference, right?

 

Weird...

Serial number stuff on my Laney AOR series amps. I have two Pro-Tube Lead AORs the 50 Watt is number 1014... The 100 Watt is 1012. Same handwriting on both. Basically built by the same guy within the same week. (serial numbers were hand written as the amps were assembled)

I just found an AOR Pro-Tube 30, which in itself is a rare amp. This one is dead mint, all original, no tolex scuffs or cigarette burns, no rust on the chassis, looks like it was bought and stuck in a dusty closet for 33 years. Serial number is 1010... Same handwriting.

What the absolute fuck is that all about?

 

This morning, beloved actor and director Mel Brooks, creator of both Space Balls and Young Frankenstein, was discovered by his maid having a stroke..

 

He was rushed to the emergency room, where he told the staff, “What the hell guys, you’ve never seen an old man masturbate?”..

 

back in the day when we wanted trippy lights, all we could do was xmas lighting and hope the acid was good..

 

Yeah this thing is pretty fun with the lights it really lights up a room all rainbows lol. All good so far, battery power has been going for 6hrs and the battery reads 12.3 volts so it's not even half way down yet. I read at 12v it's about half way.

So that's been a HUUUGE success! We are meant to be having sunny morning tomorrow so will then see how well it charges in the sun. But so far, the whole setup is fantastic and I'm really excited.

We had to burn the oil out of the drum and I heard my neighbor, the African one, slam her door shut lol. Not sure if she was annoyed at me and my seemingly every weekend fires or not. I have to deal with her screaming and banging and yellin kids all the time she can deal with a fire on Saturday night. >.< I've also taken some mdma earlier it's kinda wearing off now but it'd been a while and WOO such a fun time.

 

Can you turn the light display off on that thing? It's cool, but I don't know whether to look at it or the fire.

I bet cavemen would forsake the fire and gather around the stereo, prodding at it with timid hands.