Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Had a dinner party yesterday at my house, and feeling super tired right now.

 

i know Irminsul knows about horses, and I know when she is knowledgeable on a subject she can write interesting and informative posts, so i'd asked her to write about horses sometime if she felt in the mood : )

but yeah, anyone is welcome to tell me what they know.

 

NOOOOOOO

 

A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can talk to a horse of course. That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed..

 

i'll talk to a horse, of course, until i go hoarse

 

the petting zoo never came to the park this year. no goats, no llama, no pony.. what a joke.

 

I help keeping it alive with my posts which gathers massive attention

 

There was a kid that died and I think a few others got sick from the petting zoo at the fair here this summer. I think they contracted Salmonella or something.

 

Its all of the above! Just like if you pet a dog and be nice to it you'll have a friend for life.

 

What's that Gamecocks record looking like? 1-1
In some divisions, doesn't a loss mean you won't make it? Or that yeah, you probably won't make it.

 

Here's the thing about the Gamecocks. I've been a lifelong fan and we've had like 2 or 3 good seasons my entire life lol.
But Gamecocks have the most loyal fans. And I've seen Clemson fans get super pissy after a loss. Butthurt little Tigers. That doesnt happen with Gamecocks fans, we just keep partying lol. We're used to losses
So say what you will about the Gamecocks the fans are gonna keep having a good time either way lol

 

I bet Gamecocks are #1 in Risqué Merch

 

Oh most definitely
Thanks for that participation trophy GB

 

See irm, you've said before you like an underdog. You chose the wrong team then. One day the Gamecocks are going to have the greatest underdog story and you wont be able to be a part of it

 

LSU beats Texas! Geaux Tigers.

 

DMT beats LSD .. next week LSD takes on STP at home..

 

When I lived in Columbia I remember a line of shirts that read "Nobody can lick our cocks."

 

I've been having dreams that are like an LSD trip. They caused me to realize that the future of virtual reality involves creating virtual worlds for an album of music, because that's one of the things I dreamed I was experiencing. The album had a song that was just repetition of the word "Romney" though. The whole world was folding over like so much paper and enveloping me. My dreams are bad ass.

 

My son's best friend's family has horses so he is very familiar with them. A good friend of mine in high school had some horses, but we were into smoking weed and very little into the horses...or so it was when I was around. lol ANYHOW - the son has said this exact thing in comparing horses to great big 2 ton dogs. lol

He says they are excitable and finicky and since they are HUGE they stand to do damage (to you and/or themselves) if they get unhinged about something, so he prefers little animals that won't cause damage and/or death.

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Clemson fans get butthurt at OTHER teams...but we remain loyal to our boys always.

and I believe we can all agree that 'Bama needs to kiss ass...

I do have a couple of good friends that are Carolina fans...and this is true, they are steady loyal fans.

 

He is absolutely right about excitable and finicky. Never ever walk up to a horse from the rear!