Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

True.

My first job today at work is to pick up a carton of beer for the owner and drink beers with the owner.

I can do that. I mean we probably going to Müll over the winter schedule, but, with breakfast beers. Personally I don't see us getting much done.

 

22mins until the local opens. Haha. I'm so keen for these beers.

 

Polished off a 6 pack with boss in 15mins and he says "right I'm fucked, let's go home"

 

I'm home now and nursing a 3 beer hangover lol. It's made me sleepy.

 

I could never drink alcohol in the morning or day time for that matter. I only drink after sun starts going down ..

 

these dumb ass dispensaries run out of product in a single day.. glad I dont bother with the weed anymore.

 

45:25

The interview..

 

this hot tub water must be super high in chlorine.. think Ive lost a pound of skin.

 

For you guys, cos I know you love singing along to these...enjoy!

 

I'm in a hot tub, too, and I'm smoking a pipe.

 

I am halfway through the cannabutter process refining the message yet again and these will end up as pre-ordered oatmeal cookies for friends

 

I can only really drink when I am awake !

 

I did 9 grams in a 1/4 lb of butter the other day. I'll probably make cookies too.