Recent Photographs Part III

Deranged, that picture has a very creepy serial killer voyuer vibe about it.
looks like something straight from the lifetime network.

 

"beau caught me sleepin"

 

My guy is jealous of my flex.

 

Am i the serial killer or am i the soon to be victim?

 

And Marky Mark?

 

Speaking of flex, I broke my first husbands leg once, no kidding, he broke it chasing for a compressor up a mountain side that the Brits stole while the military's were trying to help in some country after a disaster. (A thing the different countries tended to do to each other usually in fun) He was returned home early with this broken leg bone. A year later he jumped on me and we ended up doing a leg lock, wrestling on the couch. He thought he had me pinned but I had him leg locked as well and he couldn't move either, then we heard it, Saaaaanap! We were both pretty strong because of the running and stuff we did but he always thought he was stronger then me, till then, hahaha.
I always told him after that if he wanted to avoid a tour of duty to somewhere I would break his leg for him.
I was about 19 and he was around 20 years old.

 

Does the laundy get cleaner when you do it sideways?

 

That made me think of that one time I broke someone's leg as well (also by accident mind you ). I was like 15/16 I think. Rarely think about it anymore!

 

Yikes! We do Indian leg wrestling at our bout after parties, and I'm always a little nervous someone's gonna get their leg snapped.

 

I still think about it because for one, he took it well and it was kind of funny. Even gave him some time off which he was really happy about. We wrestled hard most times but after that I was afraid I didn't know my own strength. I still like to wrestle hard with a guy. Love the challenge even if he is a little stronger then me and I might lose. I have always been a feisty one right from childhood.

 

Idk but the machines were out of order a few weeks ago so I did it in building 567 and there was this drunk chick who I kept catching trying to steal my clothes lol.

I kept having to take certain items out of her bag..that were mine

I got her number and gave her mine, told her I got the hookup. Then Her boyfriend walked in.

Now she won't respond to my texts so maybe I should just delete her number....no I think it would be more fun to do a little phreaking hehe payback bitch dats what you get for trying to steal my pants

 

WTH are you talking about now? WTH wants your pants? LOL

 

Idk somehow her shit ended up on the same dryer as my shit I guess cuz she didn't wanna wait and pay for the machine so she just threw her shit in there too and was so fucked up she thought my pants were her boyfriends pants...she said he wears some of the same shit...

 

Yeah, probably should delete her number. Doesn't sound like the basis for a steady relationship.

Some drunk chick wants his pants..

 

Get her back by stealing her boyfriend!!! Do it!!!

 

My daughter fell asleep on her pizza today.

 

What no beer

Seriously though she's cute



Hotwater

 

Saint Nick ave across the street from me


Washington Heights

 

I try to hold off on giving them beer until they're at least 5. :cheers2:

Thanks.

 

yeah, everyone knows building 567 has the best washing machines..