Random Facts XLVI

It’s the same as some people going to the doctor without health insurance . My x-rays for the dentist cause over 150

 

My big breasted friend has been texting me a lot recently

 

O shit i feel a date comming on

 

happens when I eat prunes......

 

My daughter got out of class early, so she visited for a little while when she came to pick up the little one...

The most I've spent on Tinkerbell was 20 dollars to get her fixed so she couldn't have kittens...

 

Man i hate being sick

 

you talking about the girl upstairs?

i woke up today and it was 8 days since ''that''...i was fine....the cat will be fine too ...tomorrow will not be my 9th day...just so you know

not when new ones are free

punt again

honey it is not the same at all..one is an animal that is free to replace....one is not

the stool softeners actually worked...thank you for asking

 

i dont get x rayed at the dentist except for maybe once a year. my old dentist would try to xray me every time i went there. i told them nope no x-rays. they asked me is it because of the money or for health hazard reasons? I said both. they said don't worry about the health hazard this is some infared it doesn't harm like x-ray. i'm like yeah whatever i still don't want it. then i'm thinking ok if its not bad for you then why do they put a lead vest over my chest and leave the room then...

i'm still tired from hard 80 mile mtb ride yesterday. i went with 3 ppl and unmercifully hammered all of them into submission.

i'm agitated from talking to my dad too.

 

I better go out and put some firewood in the woodbox...

 

watching walking dead. the continuation

 

even the simplest things sound so dirty when you say them ha

 

This school shit is getting to me

 

3 to 5ml of fish oil down its throat.
3 to 5ml its rectum with vegetable oil and stand the fuck back.

use a baby syringe..

Or revert to punt method as previously mentioned.

 

hawt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=e_FY4bI_zYw


she could get on my nerves anytime

it wont embed the vid

 

I'm killing a few minutes while waiting to go catch my train.

I crush them with my thumb, and they squeal and leave little greasy smudges.

 

haa

 

that girl is ugly


but her tits are probably nice

 

too much talkey

 

I love girls who dont talk thast much and know when to shut up