Random Facts L

I have a large space shuttlecock

 

i've never seen the queen look so grumpy lol.

 

aw...she doesnt like her flotilla?....our entry was fuckin canoe...and a white dude rowing a native built canoe...shameful...i think we were sending her a message

 

Screw the queen

 

^^no thanks

 

canada is all talk.

 

I had a wonderful day.

 

Home from work.
Have the next 3 days off.
Cutting my hair a little later today after about a year and a half.

 

Sitting here watching tv

 

yep just got my haircut. its about 6 or 7 inches shorter now

 

just watched a property show

 

first motorcycle lessons class today ... cant wait to get on 2 wheels. NO CAGES! >:-D

 

drive responsibly!

around these parts it's pretty evident

all motorcycle drivers have a death-wish.

but anyways

good luck.

 

Woke up this morning before the alarm clock went off...

The grandkids will be here in an hour, so I'm enjoying the peace and quiet...

 

gross

 

You taught him well!

Then you might like this story from Zen Flesh, Zen Bones:

A soldier named Nobushige came to Hakuin, and asked: "Is there really a paradise and a hell?"

"Who are you?" inquired Hakuin.

"I am a samurai," the warrior replied.

"You, a soldier!" exclaimed Hakuin. "What kind of ruler would have you as his guard? Your face looks like that of a beggar."

Nobushige became so angry that he began to draw his sword, but Hakuin continued: "So you have a sword! Your weapon is probably much too dull to cut off my head."

As Nobushige drew his sword Hakuin remarked: "Here open the gates of hell!"

At these words the samurai, perceiving the master's discipline, sheathed his sword and bowed.

"Here open the gates of paradise," said Hakuin.
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There are lots more stories here, if you're interested:

http://www.101zenstories.com/

Time for your bi-annual brainscan then! It's important to head off any neurological damage caused by this site!

That message would be: The Brits and Frogs stole all the canoes from the natives.

That's about how long mine has gone. It's down to about the middle of my shoulder blades now.

Nature slimes, and so do I.

 

yeast infections help erectile disfunction

pop your penis is the toaster and wait for it to rise.

 

If I hadn't clamped down hard on my laughter in time, they woulda had me for sure.

 

Just got my ears pierced again

 

I'm off to another party tonight. Think a drink is in order.