Random Facts L

The silly young man distracted me, and I got on the wrong tube.

 

Rf another hot day

 

Why Tipsy, what a nice compliment!

 

never buy a car from a mechanic

and never accept an inspection from the place selling it...always get the inspection done somewhere else

 

I really dont know what to do with myself i'm bored

 

I'll try to remember that...if I ever get to where I have money and choices again.

 

you just need to act like these guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMrjy9ZDBxM"]The Professionals

 

yeah well you broke rule number one so youre screwed for life anyway



rule number one is never get married

 

I wanna be married ?

 

Just bought some beef jerky

 

Well that makes me screwed for life for the second time...

And that makes me screwed for life for the third AND fourth time.

Just remember the phrase, "screwed for life." And no, it doesn't mean what you hope it means.

 

And speaking of screwed for life, I jerk my own beef.

 

still not feeling a 100%

 

Not all women are the devil

 

I might be willing to grant you that point. However I have it on good authority, from an actual bona fide woman, that all women have a demon. In the case of my current wife and my spirit guide Deanna, I have been granted an actual glimpse of that demon.

If only I'd had my crucifix and some holy water...

 

Hmmm...Oh well, I did an image search for Palmetto bug and it came up. I assumed it was.

 

my gf has me splattered all over her facebook. and no im giving you the link cause I dont have it, i dont want, i dont care.. lol wtf..:

 

stupid mouse.

 

"son of a bitch ball thats your home!!!!! Why didnt you go to your home??!!?!"