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Tired. Aching. Just about pooped.

 

just as im pulling in the rain starts (had been driving in a nice lightshow of lightning but no rain)...its 70 feet from the truck door to the house door..the only thing that didnt get wet was my underwear...cold as ice heavy type of rain ...and even had to dodge some branches

 

I'd trade you right about now, BBad. It's 10:30 at night and I'm sweating just from walking through my house and sitting in a chair.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp8KixxAk60"]JOEL OSTEEN Don't Lose Your joy #371 - YouTube
trips balls everyday.. :l

 

Midnight and it's still 83 degrees in this house...ugh the sweat. When I finish what I'm working on I am going to get a cool shower and go to sleep in front of the fan.

 

ceiling fan right over my bed was the best idea I ever had

 

It does give me flashbacks of Vietnam though


woosh woosh woosh


this is the end........

 

mosquitoes are good for nothing

 

they keep the bats fed

 

bats would be better .... wait .... dont they suck blood too?!?! wtf

 

wouldn't it be cool if everyone carried around a sword and issues were solved by duels to the death?

 

Hmmm...You don't like creatures that draw blood for their survival but you think it would be cool for yourself and the rest of mankind to do it, to the death, just for the hell of it?

 

each country should have to send 100 of there oldest dudes to fight a death match with the other countries 100 oldest dudes...weiner take all...that way undeveloped countries would have an advantage over the usa cause usa has longer lives.....haitii would kick their butt

someone showed me how to make my old metal mail box into a way cool tiny woodstove

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HVKNYpp2uY"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HVKNYpp2uY

 

And amazing.

When my daughter Anna was three years old she used to ask me incessantly, "Dad, why do skeetos have to suck our blood?" I guess she was never satisfied with the answer I gave her...maybe she thought she'd get a better one if she kept asking.

"Palmetto bug???" That's a stinkin cockroach!!! I HATE cockroaches... My parents speak in disgust of the flying cockroaches in Florida when I was a baby...I'm thinking those were what you call "palmetto bugs."

Sounds like maybe hypoglycemia. I found out in college that I have that. I used to put two heaping spoonfuls of sugar in my coffee every morning before class. Then I'd get there and feel like I was gonna pass out. One of my lab partners told me I probably had hypoglycemia, and she loaned me her book on the subject. Sounded right, so I started drinking my coffee black - no more shakes or lightheadedness.

The horror...the horror...


My new old car is in the shop. I drove it home from work on Thursday, and the next morning it wouldn't start. Dashboard lights up fine, but when I turn the key to ignition, nothing - not a sound.

I'm hoping I get some money again someday so I can get a decent car...

 

you should have tapped on the starter and tried it again

if it starts after that then change the starter because either the brushes or the solenoid contacts are wore...or it could be the anti-theft depending on type of car

 

random fact...i unsubscribe from tons of threads just because I cant stand the utter stupidity of some of the posters

 

I used to do auto mechanics, but I'm done with that. I'm too slow and my stepson has made off with most of my tools. My mechanic is the one who sold it to me for $1000 two months ago. I'm betting he'll give me a break on the repair price. If it's too expensive he gets to keep the car, cuz I'm close to broke.

But if it happens again I'll try the tapping trick, just to see what happens.

Online forums and news article reader commentary sections are prime exhibitions of the human bell curve in action.

 

I need to be professional again
I'm on my way back to work.

 

I'M at work, but you won't catch ME being professional.

 

I was SUPPOSED to be at work at 6am this morning but i traded shifts so now i work tommorwo instead and get more hours