Political Satire

Does the parent get fined for late delivery ???

 

She would be fine as long as she did not park on a yellow line during the extended birth

On s slightly different subject that I am sure would amuse and horrify you at the same time.
Some years ago, Jane was doing an audit on the disability section of the DSS
She came across a reply to a claim for attendance allowance sent out from a word processor by an adjudicator. (not native to the UK)
The single line read.
Dear sir, your application has been rejected, because you are dead.
You can imagine how the guys loved ones reacted. Heads nearly rolled.

 

I have my own stories about adjudicators and so-called medical experts employed by the DWP

 

With abortion rights maintained in Kansas, there are a lot of references to the Wizard of Oz.

 

Hmmmm - Couldn't happen to a nicer guy could it !!!

 

Yeah....lol..

That flooding in eastern Kentucky is a once in a 100-year event -

I wonder what they did to upset the man upstairs

 

Made him pissed, storming the White House !!!

 

I have seen some of their reports and they made no sense at all. With the complexity of medical science today. their is no such thing as a medical expert, since all specialists work in one particular discipline, while a GP needs to know the best specialist for the job.
Less than one in a thousand doctors specialise in virology, as we all know to our cost. Hundreds of doctors at the start of covid started prescribing antibiotics, having read or been told that the next stage was bacterial that could be fatal. They did not seem to realise that the timing of antibiotics against both respiratory and renal bacterial infection is vital, so removing the last line of defence by using antibiotics early can be a death sentence to the patient.
Dentists wore the worse, handing them out like sweets, rather than treat the cause of the problem. When one dentist realised what he was doing, he commited suicide.

The TRUE experts were so worried, that they put a warning on national television. In a nutshell, "If your dopy doctor prescribes antibiotics, flush them down the toilet".
Do you remember the warning, the crazy part was having to tell the public, since antibiotics are not available without a prescription.

 

My stories are worse than that !!!

One particular so-called medical 'expert' on his written report on my client his hand writing was atrocious !!! but the 'opinion' was in a completely different hand writing style. When I challenged it, the DWP said he dictated it to his practice manager. I asked the DWP to prove that and of course they couldn't. As a result the DWP had to withdraw the handbook given to 'medical experts', re-write the handbook and re-distribute it at a cost of £thousands.

 

Trump World just went berserk

 

So these people are ready to fight, kill and die for Trump. Do schools in red states teach people to be gullible?

 

Stick 'em all in some underpopulated state and let them not have anyone who's "different" so they can finally shut the fuck up! (Yeah, I realize they will just keep finding more "different" people.)

 

They could all probably fit in Texas.

I can see it now 100 million guns, the power grid overloads, just sit back and let their xenophobia and paranoia do the rest